…that silver - white 25 inch Phillips television that you used to have in your flat when you first left home? You where so proud of it, your white temple of audio visual ecstasy. Your friends could never understand why a guy who only wants to watch porn had to spend so much cash on a silver - white television?
I guess that you after all these years finally bought a plasma screen to match you new HD-DVD porn collection. Could you honestly tell us why you need HD and a plasma screen to watch porn? It’s not as if it’s the image quality that you are concerned about is it?
2 comments:
Shut up you old fart!
If you'd watch some HigDef porn you'd fucking keel over in your chair with the biggest boner you ever had in your life.
Oh yeah, it was dumb of you to put your mugshot on here too. Now I know that it's you you old fart.
Parkovich B12, 311 East Sixty-first Street.
That's you Farty!
Hudson you creep. If you put a sock on each leg of your lazyboy you wouldn't keep Monty and I awake at night with your chronic masturbating would you.
Hudson, C12, 311 East Sixty-first street.
That's you Perv!
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