...that left foot, Oh I'm so trendy but still smart and hip, suede shoe that you put on last Friday along with your tight, and daringly short casual Friday skirt and your Marc Jacobs sale jacket before meeting the girls after work for a few Cosmopolitans after a hard week selling advertisement spaces in between our favourite TV shows?
Monty and I bet you looked like a complete ass leaping around on one foot as you started to sober up, readjusting your tights, pulling your panties out of your ass and realizing you had lost your shoe somewhere downtown. Face it honey, drunk, one shoe, skirt half way up your back and the smeared makeup, it's no wonder your still taking cabs back to suburbia alone.
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