Sunday, March 18, 2007

Where has it gone...


...that primitive fog generator that you used to have with you when you toured the college Friday night disco circuit?

Hell nothing gets the honeys more moist than an overweight baldening Dj with his own fog machine. We take it you took the job at Taco Bell then didn't you.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

You old dope. Fog machines are so nineties. Everyone knows that soap suds is the way of the future.

And for your information I'm not baldening I've just had some troubles with my scalp. It will grow back my doctor guarantees it.