...that chirpy yellow Kashmir kiddie cardigan that you had to have and put down a small fortune on buying just so that you could show off your new trendy accessory/baby to your girlie friends at work? First off, babies puke on everything that they wear so good luck with the dry cleaners bill for this unnecessary garment, because we guess we won't be seeing mommy ruining her new nails washing by hand will we. But now that you've lost it there's really no need to worry anyhow is there? You can still flaunt your boyfriends income with your new mini compact pram, the trendy accessories that you overload it with, your up to date hip momma clothes, and when your not talking about the baby you can talk about your new house that you just bought in the suburbs and the fact that you finally have place to park that second car on your drive and not on the street with the other commoners cars. Just don't let anyone know about the fact that you and the hubbie fight about your trashed economy all the time and that you almost don't have any money for food so mother in law keeps you both fed, as you keep on paying the mortgages and loans for all the shit you have to have to pull off your charade. Like that chirpy yellow Kashmir cardigan you still haven't told Josh that you've lost...
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