...that black leather jacket that you have been wearing ever since you saw M:I-2 back in 2000? You know the one that cost you almost two hundred bucks, that you thought made you look like some sort of secret agent/suave dude, and you where convinced made the chicks take a second look just in case it was Tom Cruise paying Bergen County New Jersey a visit.
Well to be honest, there's nothing Tom Cruise about you at all, the only thing that you have remotely in common is that you both are just tall enough not to be confused for leprechauns. I guess that your small size comes in handy when you try to pull of child fare on the subway doesn't it, and the only reason that the chicks might have taken a second look at you is because you look like a fucking midget in a leather trench coat. It's supposed to stop on your thigh, not below your knees you nut.
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Hey old man, you ain't so hot yourself you know!
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