Friday, May 18, 2007

Where has it gone...


...that white 1996 Opel Vectra that you always used to rev like it was a indie car every morning before you shot off down the street scaring the living crap out of the old ladies at the canasta club? You know the one the you always used to park in the wrong spot, making the rest of us have to climb over and around it every time we came home from the store with our shopping bags. The one that you so happily spent half your life savings on just to pimp it up with the state of the art sound system that you installed. Who could ever guess that Britney Spears Toxic still sounded like garbage pulsating out of your sub-woofer at half past three in the morning.


Well by the look of it now, we'll all be getting out groceries into the lobby with ease and there won't be anymore late night car boot disco fests going on for a while. Thank god, we're finally going to get a good nights sleep during the weekends. For future reference you might want to put your cash on insurance and not a soundsystem.